“IT IS THE SHIRT’S”

the last thing we see was gabe flying through the are what’s next HERE WE GO

ok so gabe is in the futer and we are in the past where do we go from here the last thing you sall was the menen blaces.  gabe has been eating at the burgers ball all night what gives…

CHAPTER 3

you see the boys in blue and you know what you have to do: get away from those guys!  you shimy left or right and for just one secend u think this might be a fight

SIKE!  these are just aleins in black suits PHEW that was close but guess what WAS IT 2 ALIENS OR 1 ALEIN???????????????  pick the right amount to move forward:

ok so you made it, the right amount of aliens was _______ good work u are ready to get to the burgers and just get ripped HURRY UP

when u enter the throne room you see two dogs SHOOT THEM

you stuned the dogs okay next thing you see is a time mecine there is only one chance to do this right DO YOU CUT THE BLUE WIRE OR DO YOU CUT THE RED WIRE OR GREEN WIRE

you chose wisely and cut the _______ ____ good work you are going back in time O SHIT WAIT GABE IS IN THE FUTURE WHAT

when you come to there are egs everywhere all you see are eggs can it really be YES IT IS you are in a dinosaur nest the time is 3000 B.C things do not look good for gabe

u need to figure out the way to get to where he is (on top of aliens bride in the future) WHAT HAPPENS NOW

to be continue…

Guys ok now your me again

I am sorry it took so long but the banquet just let out. you would never believe how long these aliens take to eat a burger right there! its weird the burger didnt taste quite right…………

then i wake up a few hours later. oh hey guys where did this tux come from. i like the fit and everything. nice sun glasses too. THEN I REALIZE i am a men in balck!!!!!!! burgers is what they use to make the men in blacs

then this one alien comes up to me and he say wow you look great the wedding starts in 50 light years but in human time that is 1 minute! i thought i was a men in blace i say. he starts laging and stuff (kind of rude) and I’m like whats that smell oh I get it your breath smells like u havent brushed since we had those buerger’s and he’s like “we haven’t had burgere’s in over 50 years but in human years it is 100 years!!!!!!!!!! then I realize more: I am in the future already.

and I’m like what is all this talk about a wedding and he’s like your my best man

and then i realize more: while I was past out i did not graduate the men in blake academy like I hoped but instead i became friends with this idiot alien who wantce me to be his best man. this tux is not a uniform but an actual tux! i never thought i would be saying this but i need to get back to 2008 area 51 pronto.

so then i act like i am getting real nervous and i tell my friend alien that i need to go to the bathroom and vomit before the ceremony starts or who knows what will happen. he reluctantly agrees. then i punch him out!

now its definately to late to turn back. i duck back into the shadows and my sneaking mindset come back to me like it was just yesterday that i was sneaking in 2008.

so here i am in the shadows of this alien church sneaking around a shadow or 2, under a pew, through a couple alien legs, around the aisle, up on the cross, back down, over by the priest, under a bibel, then i hit the lights and jump through a stain glass window.

i am soreing through the air at supersonic speeds and I am thinking ok once i land i am Scott Free i just need to find my way back to 2008. i hit the ground but then i look up…. its not the ground…. but i LANDED ON MY FRIEND ALIENS BRIDE

she looks pised to be continue

Recape: gabe is trapped inside of area 50-1 the alieans are feeding him burgeres

you step out of the elevater onto the secend floor of area 51: it the entertainment complex.  this floor is where the aliens go to just have a ball, relax, get some R&R, chill with a friend, sip a martiny, etc.  it is like aliens vegas but instead of being in las veges it is inside of aria 51, usa.

the first thing you see is al the lights.  it is like you are in las vagas!  there are aliens to your left and to your right they do not give a care that you are there (because they can not see you hideing).  they are just haming it up haveing a good time with there friends.  they are browsing and haveing drinks.  watching dvds, etc.  you are behind a palm tree under a camoflage blanket they can not see you.  you look to your left you look to your right.  look up and down and al around and you spy with your satanic eye: the burgers mask!  you stoop down to pice it up.  BURGERS MASK ADED TO INVENTORY.  now you are ready to “just blend in.”  you put on the burgers mask because you going to the alien masquerade ball.  they are literaly haveing a ball!!! thos aliens what will the think of next (don’t ask me). 

as you proceed down the walkway to the maskerade ball you see two dogs walking two aliens.  what is this oposite day?  just chill out man, alieans are difrent you raceist.  you think about puling your gun, but you think twice: you don’t.  under your breathe you mutter “whos walking who get it” good one.

you are stopped by a young alien who just returned from medical leave.  “hey burgers guy where are you headed” he is drunk he was drinking human dr. peppers (aeliens metabolize dr. perpers different from humans it makes them have a bale) you say to him “i am going to the alean maskerade and burgers bale do you want to come with me you can ride on my bace” it is too late the aliean has pased out on the ground. to many dr perpers o well

you turn around only to spy the MIN INE BLACE…

to be continue

ok now your me

guyse oh man oh man it is intense in here it is area 51. I have been kidnaped for 1 day and things are strating to get strange. when I first got here it was cool for a litel bit no talk of probe’s or anything like that, just being cool, hangeing, chileing. At first I think wow alien’s are not so bad why do we always portray them as the enemy.

All that fun and game came to a screetching stop wants they came clean on what I was suppose to do. They say “Hi. It is are plan to make u a men in blace. we are pleaced to say you are just really cut out for this job, nice pecs, abs, etc” I am like WHAT. “But firsed we are going to probe and probe and probe some more” “in a couple days but for now just chile we are haveing buregrs tonight burgers toniiiight”

Besides from the burgers tonight , I am strateing to get a worry or two. I have always been queasy around probe’s and plus like do I realy want to be areasing memrys all day every day NO WAY. Rather be home just chileing etc. but how am I just supose to leave after they invite me to a burgers? Is this why they are so cuning? We Will see how things go tonight at the burgers meal.

in the mean time I have sneak off into the shaddows to up load out this mesage. i was being realy quiet sneaking. I hear some one coming so I ramp up the sneaking one more notch. then from out of no where I overhear an alien say to an other alien “somebody is shoting to stun all are guard dogs!” in a whisper tone . Hm I am thinking this could be it, this is where some one rescue me. Is it you?

gabe has been kidnaped and there is not a lot more to say of it.  he is mising and has been for 1 day and we are on the search for the clues the clues are in your mind.  think about the first time u made love.  the ocean breeze will cary you away to a other time and place it is the place in your heart.  remember this.

we are going to a journey inside of the alien base camp in area 51 this is where the kidnapers have take gabe he is a hostage.  the mision is to get to him before they get there probes on him and they are also to put metal in his teeth so we have to hury there is no time to lose.  let’s go!

level 1: sneak in through the front gate

there are two guard dogs at the front gate one is a chiwawa and the other is a choclet lab.  shoot to stun because you love dogs.  the first dog goes down and the second dog goes down.  now you are ready to enter the access codes the codes are a secret.  you have to guess the codes.  what are the codes?

type in the codes

you guesed the wrong codes try some other codes.

you type in the right codes you are in side the structure.

on your left you see a alien gun it is space technology.  you do not know how to operate the gun but you pick it up because in level 2 there are gun instructions (hint).

makeing your way down the coridor you see 2 guard dogs.  you shoot to stun, but you miss the first dog.  the second dog is barking and you shoot it and stun it.  the first dog is runing back to the main temple room to warn the aliens.  chase it you have 2 minutes to catch it or you will have to restart the level from the begining.

 you catch the dog just in time.  now you have to question the dog.  you ask it some questions and then you shoot it to stun.  the answers were unclear.  consult your field manual to translate the dogs answers.  nothing is found.

moving along the corridor you see three guard dogs.  you shoot the first two and the third one is running towards you.  DUCK!

it was a narrow escape, but you made it to the elevator.  press floor 2. 

STAGE 1 COMPLETE

with all this talk her and there about barry and clint, who is to say who is the best to run a mile? we are.

it is officale that 2 skirts has put all are egg’s into a basket for a president. see the shirt and get it before it is to late to “chang” .

come pare this one to the other cantidates shirts and you will just be like wow these other shirts !thank but no thank’s!! there is one that say “vote her or there” there is one that say “no fears” there is one that say “craceing all the way to the white house u get more” there is one that say “vote for my guy or girl he has … ideas?” there is one that say “always bet on a blace” there is one that say “ska ska” ther eis one that say “physch that is a chile” ther eis one that say “body time” there is one that say “no mantsen shirts” there is one that say “president give the best head because she hungry for democracy” there is one that say “hungry man do it on a soup can” there is one that say “i do what my voices in my head tell me (front)/they are saying they say ace venchera lines(bace)” there is one that say “where are my sleeve” there is one that is saying “libarales!” one that say “conserves!” there is one that say “dont blame me I vote for Christy” there is one that say “it has a picture of a cats face” there is one that say “fbi lady inspector” there is one that say “race for the cure winner gets the cure” but is there one that say it is time to change NO ONLY ONE SAY THIS

THIS IS WHY WE ARE VOTEING THIS YEAR FOR THE 08 GUY !!!!!!!!! see above for the guy itm ng cn,,k,

(I got attaced by the men in blace! help rescue me at area 51 see you there

i was in jeffs crib one night about 8 and i was sleeping. i’m jeff get it

anyway ANYWAY’S get an eye full of what is this thing I fined on the computer. I do not remeber makeing this unless maybe I was unconchise from when I got ran over by a van . but

ok let me say this a different way i made this thing above here it is are new shirt no no thats not it

LADYS look above you it is a shirt from heave, a couple sizes too big, a couple sizes to smale.

whoa did you guyse se this new shirt on the street word on the strete is that is is a style like you never seen before. there it is just beyond that old oak

MAN I JUST CANT SALE THIS SHIRT you guy’s come on I am begeing you it is the lased shirt in our 08 inventory if we sale this my tax lady say “you can take a tropical one all summer just get home in time for the michigan game”

please dial this number and ask to buy “The New Shirt About Mouths”

3-4-5-2-12231-2-2

I am wearing some heart pant’s tonight and feeling like oh you know just what the doctere order. Not to long ago it was a valentine day and guess what I did let me just say a innuendo. One thing to say about me: I always please!

Just see this sensual new shirt: guarantee to make you feel “all right” down there

let me tell you a thing about my favorite coffee schewap

this place it is caled stubes i get all my best cofes theres here is what happened UNBELIEVABLE:

Yesterday. I ask for a cup and the lady says WHY IT ISNT GOING TO GET ANY HOTER.

Lady WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I thought it was your job to do as I say? Just give me the fricen cup ever heard of the customer is always right. It is a policy: we hold deer at 2 Sizes Hurts just ask any satisfied customer they all get twice the shirt in half the time THAT is our guarantee. THIS SHIRT IS FOR YOU /YOUR PLACE REMINDED ME OF A COAL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is there to believe it is in this world?  there is the one that you to say but listen to me it is not what i am to implyeing at this moment.  it is important to you to undestand that this is the place: we, the ones.  gads chosen friend he is to be sent from abave and here is today the day for which to come it will come.  in the knite a theif to arise, he will be the one: these are those guys!  look inside his eye is it true this is him the guy.  yes and there is more